I have just created an album for my 2008 Christmas Newsletter. If you are interested just click on the wreath and then click on it again. The only thing I didn't include was the joke. Anyone who gets my newsletter mailed out will know that I always like to include jokes. Now so that everyone out there doesn't miss out here is the joke......
Someone is watching you!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his torch around looking for valuables. When he picked up a CD player to place in his sack a strange voice echoed from the dark saying ‘Jesus is watching you’. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his torch and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, ‘Jesus is watching you’. Freaked out, he shone his torch around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally in the corner of the room, his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep" the parrot confessed, then squawked, I’m just trying to warn you"
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses" replied the parrot.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
I hope you enjoyed the joke ......
Linda :)
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